What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

How do women feel when they are in love?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do humans know everything they need to know?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did you become popular in school?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?